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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:39 pm Reply with quote
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A married couple receive a bank statement saying they have a huge overdraft. They also receive a final demand for the gas bill, so they agree to save money. That evening, while watching TV, the man gets up and tells his wife that he’s off down the pub. Outraged, the wife informs him that he has no right to go off to the pub and leave her at home when they need to economize. The husband nods and tells his wife to put her coat on. Surprised, the wife asks, ‘Why? Are we going out together?’ ‘No,’ he says. ‘I’m turning the heating off.’

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:39 pm Reply with quote
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