| Chris_H |
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| Joined: 03 Nov 2005 |
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| Location: Docklands-London |
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| Unemployed for a number of years, Barry finally lands a job working for the local railway company. One night he meets up with some friends in the pub. ‘So how's the new job, Barry?' asks one of his mates. ‘Brilliant,’ he replies. ‘The other day I was out working when I found a woman tied to the tracks. I untied her, took her back to my place for a cup of tea and ended up shagging her all night. It was fantastic! Missionary, doggy-style, wheelbarrow – you name it, we did it.’ ‘Yeah?’ enquires one of his friends. ‘But was she good-looking?’ ‘I dunno,’ sighs Barry. ‘I couldn't find the head.’ |
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