Kerrys World

joe316 · Resident in the Mad world of Kerry!!

The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married a four-teen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after a few weeks she told him that she was going to leave him if she didn't get some sex real soon.
He had his chauffeured limousine take him to a high-priced specialist who studied him and then gave him a shot of spermatozoa. "Now look," the doctor said, "The only way you're going to get it hard is to say 'beep,' and then to get it soft again, you say 'beep beep.'"
"How marvelous," the old man said.
"Yes, but I must warn you," the doctor said, "it's only going to work three times before you die."
On his way home, the old man decided he wasn't going to live through three of them anyway, so he decided to waste one trying it out.
"Beep!" he said.
Immediately, his penis got hard.
Satisfied, he said "beep, beep," and his penis go soft again. he chuckled with delight and anticipation.
At that moment a little yellow Volkswagen pulled past his limousine and went "beep," and the car in the other lane responded with "beep beep."
Alert to his jeopardy, the old man instructed his chauffeur to "speed it up." He raced into the house as fast as he could for his last great sex. "Honey," he shouted at her, "don't ask any questions. Just drop your clothes and hop into bed."
Caught up in his excitement, she did. He undressed nervously and hurried after her. Just as he was climbing into the bed, he said "beep," and his penis leaped to erection.
He was just starting to put it in when his tender young wife said, "What's with all the 'beep beep'?"

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joe316 · Resident in the Mad world of Kerry!!

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