Kerrys World

joe316 · Resident in the Mad world of Kerry!!

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in
every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing
was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend
down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had
to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day
little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I
was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she
wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just
come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and
threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of
the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was
standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. "The moral of this
story is:" "Always keep your condoms in your car."

mjh3071 · No1 Dedicated Fan!!

That would be true for me as well. Good joke Laughing

Derby_Postman · No1 Dedicated Fan!!

ild never cheat however great the temptation. its just wrong.

tommyboy55 · Resident in the Mad world of Kerry!!

I would have to agree with my two friend ahead of me on this I would never cheat but it was a good joke