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The Ventriloquist
PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:47 pm Reply with quote
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A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to a large farm. He asked for and was given a tour.
As he was shown through the barn, the ventriloquist thought he'd have some fun. He proceeded to make one of the horses talk.
The hired hand, wide-eyed with fear, rushed from the barn to the farmer. "Sam," he shouted, "those animals are talking! Sam said "If that little sheep says anything about me, it's a damned lie!"
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