| Chris_H |
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| Joined: 03 Nov 2005 |
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| Location: Docklands-London |
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| What have Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII got in common? They both have the same middle name. Taking things literally Three men are sitting in a pub, bored shitless. The first bloke says to the others, ‘Right, let’s play a game. When we get home tonight, we have to do the first thing our wives tell us to.’ The other two agree, and they all decide to meet up the next evening to discuss the results. When they are all back in the pub, the first man tells his tale. ‘I got home and the wife was washing up, so I decided to help her. I started drying the dishes, and I dropped one. “That’s right,” she said, “smash the place up.” So I got a sledgehammer and destroyed the entire house. Now she’s divorcing me and I’ve been charged with wilful destruction.’ ‘You think that’s bad,’ the second man says. ‘When I got home, I fell asleep on the sofa, dropped a fag and scorched the carpet. The wife came in and said, “Oh good, burn the whole house down.” So I torched the place. I’m being divorced, and I’m also up for arson.’ ‘You lucky bastard,’ the third man says. ‘When I got home, my wife was in bed, so I climbed in next to her. I was feeling a bit amorous, and I started tickling her downstairs. She said to me, “You can cut that out for a start.” Anybody want a toupée?’ |
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