| Chris_H |
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| Joined: 03 Nov 2005 |
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| A young man walks out of a newsagent’s and spies an old man on a park bench crying his eyes out. So the youth goes over to the howling pensioner to see if he’s all right. ‘Are you okay?’ he asks. ‘No, it’s my birthday today, I’m 82,’ blubs the old man. ‘Eighty-two! But you look great for your age, you should be happy,’ continues the young man. ‘Yeah, and I got married yesterday too – to a 25-year-old blonde bombshell,’ explains the old man. The sympathetic young man thinks he’s sussed the old man’s misery and continues his line of enquiry, ‘And you’re too old to fulfil your conjugal responsibilities, I suppose?’ ‘No, not all, we enjoy a full and loving sexual relationship and get down to it five times a day. That’s not the problem at all,’ says the old man, who is still crying. ‘Look, mate, I’m 25 and even I don’t enjoy that much sex, you lucky sod,’ says the dumbfounded lad. ‘So why are you crying?’ The old man looks up and says wistfully, ‘I’ve forgotten where I live.’ |
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