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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:23 pm Reply with quote
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The police are ordered to clean up the high street for a big parade, and are patrolling the pavements when a drunk staggers towards them. ‘Excuse me, offisher,’ he says to one constable. ‘Could you pleash tell me the time?’ The constable frowns at him. ‘One o'clock,’ he replies – before whacking the drunk over the head with his baton. ‘Christ,’ said the drunk, reeling. ‘I'm glad I didn't ask you an hour ago.’

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LOL my sides are splitting after all of your jokes Laughing
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I'm starting to run out of gas now but i'd just thought i'd share them with you i'm bored as i'm flying back to oz

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