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| joe316 |
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An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached
the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor
for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't pee out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter. |
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| Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:28 pm |
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| tommyboy55 |
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_________________
Tom xx
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| Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:31 pm |
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| c.c |
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lol where do you get theese jokes from  |
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