doaly69
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| Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:55 am Why women shouldn't lie |
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A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all
dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start
out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in
the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes
upstairs to chase the dog out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains
to the taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my
mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long"
he says. "Stupid puppy was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her
with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass
downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not sh 1 t in
the vegetable garden again!"
The silence in the cab was deafening. |
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