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Kerrys World
Welcome to the Kerrys Forum. I Hope you all enjoy the site and make loads of new friends............Please keep the posts friendly and clean. Anything in bad taste, will be removed immediately.
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Chris_H
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| Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:23 pm If you want to know the time … |
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| The police are ordered to clean up the high street for a big parade, and are patrolling the pavements when a drunk staggers towards them. ‘Excuse me, offisher,’ he says to one constable. ‘Could you pleash tell me the time?’ The constable frowns at him. ‘One o'clock,’ he replies – before whacking the drunk over the head with his baton. ‘Christ,’ said the drunk, reeling. ‘I'm glad I didn't ask you an hour ago.’ |
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:: jazz ::
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| Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:23 pm |
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| LOL my sides are splitting after all of your jokes :lol: |
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Chris_H
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| Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:25 pm |
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| I'm starting to run out of gas now but i'd just thought i'd share them with you i'm bored as i'm flying back to oz |
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