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Kerrys World
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Chris_H
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| Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:04 pm Tool time |
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| Having heard from the jury, the judge asked the accused serial killer to stand. ‘You have been found guilty of murdering your postman with a chainsaw,’ he said, sternly. ‘You lying bastard!’ screamed a man in the gallery, leaping to his feet. The judge stared in astonishment, before turning back to the killer to continue with his verdict: ‘You are also guilty of killing a housewife with a hammer.’ ‘You miserable Poop!’ yelled the man, again leaping to his feet. ‘Sir,’ the judge said, ‘I am seconds away from charging you with bringing the court into disrepute. Kindly explain your outrageous interruptions.’ ‘I lived next door to that bastard for 20 years,’ the man snarled, ‘and did he ever have a garden tool when I needed one?’ |
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:: jazz ::
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| Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:05 pm |
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| Oh that made me chuckle :lol: :lol: |
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